Clockwork Phoenix 1
Sasha dumps internet lovers. People meet anonymously on the internet, and one of them comes to the Dew Drop Coffee Lounge. Sasha senses who they are, adopts the personality of whomever they were expecting to meet, and dumps them officially.
Mike and Sasha have theories for why this is. The coffee lounge is a foci for such phenomenon. In the discussion, the narrator finds himself falling for Sasha, but she seems to fall for one who walks in of the street. Taking a cue, the narrator picks up a new occupation.
Clever. Interesting play of words in the title (coffee grounds, that is).