"Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Everyone is constantly freaking out, it’s like we’re a land of teenage girls."10 photos that will make you angry (The Onion)
Marly Youmans with leavened opinion on David Gilmour (writer, not Pink Floyd dude ["Wish You Were Here"--still great voice]):
"Love one another and stay out of trouble (i.e. go read a book or write one, quick! )"